What would Jesus do? #26
Head to the FOX News studio and smack Bill O’Reilly every time Bill uses his or his father’s name in vain.
What would Jesus do? #25
Get a PR representative to help him dispel the rumors that he was gay. Wether it’s true or not, it’s not a good look for his followers.
What would Jesus do? #24
Write a book titled Miracle For Dummies: How to walk on water and other tricks. Guaranteed best-seller.
What would Jesus do? #23
Register to vote for the next US election, and pray that Mitt Romney does not get into office.
What would Jesus do? #22
Pour a lil liquor for all his fallen disciples while staring at Da Vinci’s The Last Supper.
What would Jesus do? #21
Hoping they don’t do him like they did Tupac at Coachella. A goddamn hologram?!? Jesus Christ!!
There, my secret is out. I am an atheist, and I have been since the first time I...– Friendly Atheist — by Hemant Mehta How did Einstein missed this great equation: reading the bible = becoming an atheist.
What would Jesus do? #20
Join a religion where people don’t eat his flesh nor drink his blood, why not Atheism Is Religion.
What would Jesus do? #19
Buy a magic eight ball.
What would Jesus do? #18
Come to think of it, homie would probably feel weird seeing people worshipping his dead body on a cross, eating his flesh, and drinking his blood. So definitely not go to church!
What would Jesus do? #17
Head down to the barbershop. Latest studies reveal women like their men groomed and shaven. The holy beard is out homie!
What would Jesus do? #16
Have a talk with Mitt Romney about that impostor he and his fellow mormons believe in.
What would Jesus do? #15
Watch television, get bored, then browse videos on youtube, what else?
What would Jesus do? #14
Piggybacking on #13, have a talk with Lionel Messi on trademarks and copyrights infringements.
What would Jesus do? #13
Buy tickets to see Chelsea try their hands recording a miracle at the Bernaubeu against Barcelona.
What would Jesus do? #12
There’s a whole lot of women who’ve devoted their entire lives to him, a whole lot of them…, just saying.
What would Jesus do? #11
Go to every single churches to pick up the money baskets! Homie’d be a rich man.
augare asked: WWJD #9 First off I want to say you are totally wrong I mean I don't know where you get off have you ever even read the bible for yourself?!?!? An Ipad will cost you nearly $1,000 where as much more cheaply priced and comparably good tablets will run you near 200. And if you ask any christian they will tell you that jesus SAVES.
What would Jesus do? #10
Get a J-O-B, can’t break bread the way they used back in them ancient days.