April 2012
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What would Jesus do? #26
Head to the FOX News studio and smack Bill O’Reilly every time Bill uses his or his father’s name in vain.
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What would Jesus do? #25
Get a PR representative to help him dispel the rumors that he was gay. Wether it’s true or not, it’s not a good look for his followers.
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What would Jesus do? #24
Write a book titled Miracle For Dummies: How to walk on water and other tricks. Guaranteed best-seller.
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What would Jesus do? #23
Register to vote for the next US election, and pray that Mitt Romney does not get into office.
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What would Jesus do? #22
Pour a lil liquor for all his fallen disciples while staring at Da Vinci’s The Last Supper.
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What would Jesus do? #21
Hoping they don’t do him like they did Tupac at Coachella. A goddamn hologram?!? Jesus Christ!!
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There, my secret is out. I am an atheist, and I have been since the first time I...
– Friendly Atheist — by Hemant Mehta
How did Einstein missed this great equation:
reading the bible = becoming an atheist.
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What would Jesus do? #20
Join a religion where people don’t eat his flesh nor drink his blood, why not Atheism Is Religion.
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What would Jesus do? #19
Buy a magic eight ball.
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What would Jesus do? #18
Come to think of it, homie would probably feel weird seeing people worshipping his dead body on a cross, eating his flesh, and drinking his blood. So definitely not go to church!
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What would Jesus do? #17
Head down to the barbershop. Latest studies reveal women like their men groomed and shaven. The holy beard is out homie!
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What would Jesus do? #16
Have a talk with Mitt Romney about that impostor he and his fellow mormons believe in.
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What would Jesus do? #15
Watch television, get bored, then browse videos on youtube, what else?
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What would Jesus do? #14
Piggybacking on #13, have a talk with Lionel Messi on trademarks and copyrights infringements.
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What would Jesus do? #13
Buy tickets to see Chelsea try their hands recording a miracle at the Bernaubeu against Barcelona.
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What would Jesus do? #12
There’s a whole lot of women who’ve devoted their entire lives to him, a whole lot of them…, just saying.
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What would Jesus do? #11
Go to every single churches to pick up the money baskets! Homie’d be a rich man.
augare asked: WWJD #9 First off I want to say you are totally wrong I mean I don't know where you get off have you ever even read the bible for yourself?!?!? An Ipad will cost you nearly $1,000 where as much more cheaply priced and comparably good tablets will run you near 200. And if you ask any christian they will tell you that jesus SAVES.
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What would Jesus do? #10
Get a J-O-B, can’t break bread the way they used back in them ancient days.