What would Jesus do? Hell if I know, but welcome to Operation Ordo Abchao Awaraness, a page for the iPad book application called Ordo Abchao (ordo ab chao), the scripture for non-believers.
"That smile, those eyes, so evil,… surely this must be the devil! Don’t listen to him! His tongue is cunning, he will seduce you with reason and logic… beware!!!!!!!"