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What would Jesus do? Hell if I know, but welcome to Operation Ordo Abchao Awaraness, a page for the iPad book application called Ordo Abchao (ordo ab chao), the scripture for non-believers.

  1. “If you give me one more indian burn Jesus, I’m going to slap the fuck out of you.”

    “If you give me one more indian burn Jesus, I’m going to slap the fuck out of you.”

  2. What would Jesus do? #47

    With folks drinking his blood and eating his flesh on sundays, and others wearing his head  as a pendant around their necks, homie might just think he landed in Hell.

  3. “Swimming with sharks.”

    “Swimming with sharks.”

  4. “Can someone please tell my why the call this GOOD friday??”

    “Can someone please tell my why the call this GOOD friday??”

  5. What would Jesus do? #46

    Get a ticket for jaywalking between international water lines.

  6. What would Jesus do? #44

    Get the new iPad, the one that looks exactly like the previous one but with a little bit of faith one will see the difference. 

  7. What would Jesus do? #43

    Do what many believers are already doing: prepare for the end of the world. It’s 2000 2012 bitches!

  8. The second coming of Jesus Christ, he ain’t turning the other cheek this time around!

    The second coming of Jesus Christ, he ain’t turning the other cheek this time around!

  9. What would Jesus do? #42

    Talk to Ron Artest about changing his name. The homie Meta World Peace can’t be elbowing people like that.

  10. What would Jesus do? #41

    Not get into a fight with Jon “Bones” Jones, God himself don’t want it with the homie.