With folks drinking his blood and eating his flesh on sundays, and others wearing his head as a pendant around their necks, homie might just think he landed in Hell.
Get a ticket for jaywalking between international water lines.
Get the new iPad, the one that looks exactly like the previous one but with a little bit of faith one will see the difference.
Do what many believers are already doing: prepare for the end of the world. It’s
2000 2012 bitches!
Talk to Ron Artest about changing his name. The homie Meta World Peace can’t be elbowing people like that.
Not get into a fight with Jon “Bones” Jones, God himself don’t want it with the homie.