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“The most dangerous road sign ever, so many people keep crashing right underneath it! Watch out!”
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“Intelligent design for dummies.”
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Those damn allergies.
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“Don’t pray in my school, I won’t think in your church.”
- "The church says the earth is flat, but I know that it is round, for I have seen the shadow on the moon, and I have more faith in a shadow than in the church.” – Ferdinand Magellan"
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What would Jesus do? #18
Come to think of it, homie would probably feel weird seeing people worshipping his dead body on a cross, eating his flesh, and drinking his blood. So definitely not go to church!
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What would Jesus do? #11
Go to every single churches to pick up the money baskets! Homie’d be a rich man.