Get the new iPad, the one that looks exactly like the previous one but with a little bit of faith one will see the difference.
Get an iPad, it’s the best tablet ever made according to most!
“It now took two full seconds for my eye to adjust to the light. I wasn’t only going to die alone and hungry, I was going to die alone, hungry, and blind in my left eye.”
“The living room would have basked in complete darkness but for the dancing colors coming from the media screen and the ray of light shining through the bottom of the window left uncovered by the short curtains. The media had said no light. Then again, the media had said the UAVs would save New York Megacity. The media had also said the global financial crisis had been resolved. The media had said a lot of shit.” - Ordo Abchao (2012)
“Slavefucks ought to get the death penalty. No trial, no chair, no injection, just a bullet to the head. Good riddance.” - Ordo Abchao (2012)